At least you still have green grass! I can't see our under the snow.
Right after I laughed at you for having snow and gloating about wearing flats the temperature PLUMMETED. So unfunny now.
Also, at least your office has a window!
I'd wish I was somewhere else, too, if I had a Macbook in my office.
NO SLAGGING MAUREEN. SHE IS A LADY.
Times like this, you just want to head someplace warmer and slightly Australian.
Yeah, we all want you to leave too.